I mentioned yesterday that I had more to say about the music from the Legend of Zelda series and I typed truthfully when I did so. I have anecdotes aplenty on the subejct; why, just the other day I heard a girl playing Epona's Song on her phone in the Physics building. I could go on about all the recognizable songs in the series, like Saria's Song, Zelda's Lullaby, or the Main Theme, but I'm personally more partial to the more eerie tracks like the Song of Storms, The Dark World Theme, and much of the music from my favorite game in the series, Majora's Mask. In my opinion, The Song of Healing is the greatest of all the Zelda songs. If you have played Majora's Mask, then you know that the emotional impact of its simple, haunting tune is unparalleled. Of course, these are by no means the only good Zelda songs, but if I was only allowed to post one more Zelda-music oriented link, it would have to be this one.
Expect more information about video game soundtracks at a later date.
Homework is done for the week, so now the studying for my finals will begin. Given the amount of time I have to prepare I don't find myself too worried; the mysteries of Clebsch-Gordon coefficients will be resolved soon enough. My main problem right now is running through all the gouda cheese in the fridge; so far I've topped pasta with some and made grilled gouda sandwiches.
A villain, you say? Well, I suppose I can scrounge one up. No pictures exist anywhere in the world of this man, so I had to create a likeness. Behold my rendition of Fernando Sanchez!
The image that I quickly crafted, while crude, captures Fernando's main features: his armor, his diabolical facial hair and his four eyes that just so happen to be gemstones. Fernando's tale begins with that of Kolmox, the four-eyed god and forgotten deity of the Isle of Talon. Legend tells that after the creation of the world, Kolmox saw that it was lacking, forged the island with fire and magma and then watched over his land and its peoples for eons. Slowly though, Kolmox's followers abandoned him in favor of new ways, and with the last of his waning consciousness he selflessly scattered his eyes (and the power they contained) across the island to preserve it for eternity. The evil cleric Fernando heard these tales and set out for the island intent on stealing the eyes for his own machinations. To achieve his goal Fernando wrecked a ship upon the isle, killing most of its passengers and crew, and then proceeded to con his way around the continent and wade his way through the blood of those who opposed him, gathering the four eyes of Kolmox as he went. His acquisitions complete, the mustachioed menace slammed the gems into his eyes and forehead achieving an incomplete form of godhood and immense power. Before his vile transformation could be completed though, he was vanquished through the might of adventurer monk Hikaru Sakamoto and the dwarf Stannis Grumblebeard Copperbottom VII, saving the Isle of Talon and its inhabitants from certain doom.
And we did it all without the aid of the useless and decrepit Old Man Jaspers.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I like this Zelda song and the creepy guy who accompanies it in the game: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezpCNGoRoGw
Ahhhhh...the good old cannon song.
ReplyDeleteIt's too bad Old Man Jaspers didn't have like 35 grandchildren who were all out for revenge. Then you would have had to deal with a bunch of Jaspers AND Snootsworths.
If the Jaspers ever tried to confront me in a large group, I'd knock them all over like bowling pins with a massive wave of intimidation. I hear that having a weak heart can be hereditary.
ReplyDeleteAnd the Snootsworths were no probalo at all until their adopted son showed up.
FIFA picks Russia for WC 2018 and Qatar for 2022. Russia is more or less (probably less) palatable, but Qatar is a ridiculous exercise in political correctness in the face of common sense. Nothing against Qatar per se -- they've been a good American ally. But the country is so tiny that a kick that goes out of bounds in one stadium is apt to land on the pitch in another one. Oh well . . .
ReplyDeleteThe Snootsworths were no problem until you started taking their snooty rings, allowing them to track us.
ReplyDeleteIt's really too bad that campaign came to an end. There was so much to learn...
ReplyDeleteI've heard Qatar is spending a ridiculous amount of money building stadiums in hopes of hosting the world cup. I believe the outdoor stadiums will be air conditioned somehow...
ReplyDeleteI have heard similar things, but the logistics sound completely ludicrous. I demand a space elevator instead.
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